that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
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Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
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I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
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