He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
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