Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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