Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
i think i scared a bird with my dick
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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