People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
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