Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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