I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
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Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
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You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
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