How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
I think i got beer on your cat.
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