I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
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I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
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The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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