when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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