if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
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