your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
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