This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
I need to wash the frat house off of me
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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