Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
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Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
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I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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