I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
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