Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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