i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Jesus knows you're telling a lie.
Jesus stopped reading my text messages when I started drunk texting boys to hookup
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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