so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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