Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
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Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
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we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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