I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Randomize