Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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