I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
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