If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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