I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
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He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
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I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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