Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Dude, this old lady messaged me on Facebook talking about her grandson and wanted to know shit about me. I'd almost call her a cougar except she looks like mashed potatoes that have come alive.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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