tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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