so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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