whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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