so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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