I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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