I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
Is it normal to miss your booty call?
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
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We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
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Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I just crop dusted the hot FedEx guy delivering my business cards...then asked him "Was that you?" How the fuck am I allowed to be an adult?
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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