This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
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