I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
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You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
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I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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