No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
Randomize
