FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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