don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
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thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
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I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
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