Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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