This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
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