My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
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