Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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