So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
Randomize
