sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
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say what?
wanna hang out?
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
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are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
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I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
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