I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
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