is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
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