god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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