the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
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I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
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I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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