Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
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any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
I just took what could be the most awkward shit in my life, which considering my definition of awkward and my experiences shitting, is pretty fucking awkward.
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I was sitting there doing my business and the guy in the stall next to me banged on the stall and asked me how to spell picnic because he wasn't sure.
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words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
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