If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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