I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
He uses pillows to masturbate.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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