Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
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all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
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Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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