I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
Banjos are just sex machines. Like lights to moths, banjos are to hipster bitches.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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