How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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