You made me cry and you don't even care
didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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